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Pirate 101

Sooo you want to be a Pirate? Step 1 - Step 2 - Step 3

 

STEP 1

TALK LIKE A PIRATE!

Popular Pirate Slang

courtesy of www.thepiratesrealm.com

  • All Hands Hoay! - "All Hands on Deck!", everyone on the ship called to the deck, usually for action
  • Avast - "Avast Ye!" from the Dutch term for 'hold fast' and means "Stop and pay attention.", like, "Get a load of this."
  • Black Spot - a death threat among pirates made of a black spot or mark on a scrap of paper with more specific detail sometimes written on the other side, referred to in the story, Treasure Island.
  • Dance the Hempen Jig - To hang, (rope was often made of hemp fibers)
  • Dungbie - rear end
  • Go on Account -a tongue-in-cheek description pirates used that compared the act of becoming a pirate to going into business
  • Hempen Halter- The hangman's noose.
  • Hornswaggle - To cheat or defraud, often of money or belongings, Yosemite Sam knows a lot about it
  • Shiver me timbers! - akin to "Blow me down!", an expression of shock or disbelief, believed to come from the sound the ship made when 'shocked' by running aground or hit by a cannon blast.

Pirate Talk for Ship Parts and Articles, Supplies-

  • Abaft - from the old English for 'on or to the aft', toward the back end or stern of the boat
  • Athwartships - at a right angle to the midline or centerline of the boat, which is an imaginary line drawn from bow to stern that equally divides the ship
  • Binnacle - from the Latin word for 'dwelling place', a box or case which houses the compass upon the deck.
  • Cackle Fruit - chicken eggs
  • Charlie Noble - upon finding that the stack for the ship's galley was copper, merchant captain Charles Noble then required it to be kept polished, the stack took his name thereafter. Old Salts would kid around with the new recruits and tell them to find or summon Charlie Noble.
  • Coaming - A vertical rim surrounding hatch openings and such to keep any water on deck from entering below it, excellent for tripping on
  • Duffle - everything a sailor owns, also the nickname for the bag which holds it
  • Fo'c's'le - an abbreviation for forcastle, the forwardmost part of the ship
  • Futtock Shrouds - pieces joining the rigging of lower and top masts
  • Head - A marine toilet, which could be no more than a hole cut in the decking at the head or bow of the ship that would allow waste to go into the sea, the waves hopefully washing away what may have not hit the water (also called a jardin), NOT the same as the poop deck!
  • Holystone - bars of sandstone would be used to scrub the decks, the softer areas of the stone would wear away and leave holes, also, the sailors were said to look like they were praying as they knelt to scrub
  • Jacob's Ladder - the rope ladder used to climb aboard the ship
  • Mizzen - thethird mast from the bow on a vessel having three or more masts, or the mast immediately aft of the main-mast
  • Monkey - A small cannon
  • Monkey Jacket - a short waist jacket worn by midshipmen
  • Orlop - the deck for stowing cables
  • Poop Deck - the deck that is the furthest and the highest back, usually above the Captain's quarters, NOT to be confused with the head!
  • Rullock - the cutaway or notch on the side rail of the boat from which oars would pivot
  • Salmagundi - A popular dish of chopped meat ( beef, fish, chicken, pig, turtle, etc.), eggs, anchovies, onions, grapes, cabbage or herring, seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic, oil, vinegar

Pirate Talk for Crew and Others-

  • Cockswain - originally the Captain's attendant who would row him to and from the ship, later came to mean the helmsman
  • "Drivelswigger" - one who reads about nautical terms too much
  • Flibustier- term the French gave pirates of the Golden Age
  • Freebooter - from the Dutch for 'free' and 'plunder', reference to a pirate
  • Jack Tar - early sailor's tarpaulin clothing was infused with tar, which some say also deflected sword blows in addition to shedding water, similar to Joe Blow or John Q. Public
  • Landlubber - 'lubber' was an old English word for a big, slow, clumsy person, and this term was aimed at those persons on ship who were not very skilled or at ease with ship life, as if to say, "You were no better on the land."
  • Picaroon - from the Spanish word for rascal, it was applied to a form of verse about pirates that was satirical or humorous
  • Powder Monkey - a gunner's assistant

Pirate Phrases for Crew Activity-

  • Swing the Lead - A lead weight swung from a line into water when near shore was a way to measure depth, the job's simple requirements caused the phrase to evolve into a term for slacking off
  • Take a Caulk - The deck's gaps were sealed with oakum and tar, and napping on them would leave black lines on the clothes. Someone going to nap on deck could say they were going to "take a caulk"
Pirate Slang for Drink-
  • Black Jack - large drinking cups made of leather that were made stiffer with an application of tar
  • Bumboo - A drink of the West Indies made with watered rum and flavored with sugar and nutmeg
  • Grog - the nickname of a British admiral was applied to a mix of water and rum, the rum was a cheap antiseptic and flavor mask for the spoiled water that sailors often encountered while at sea
  • Hogshead- a large barrel or cask holding 63 to 140 gallons, usually referring to alcohol

Pirate Talk for Death-

  • Davy Jones's Locker - the imaginary place at the ocean bottom that holds dead sailors and pirates...a reference to death. Davy Jones was said to be an evil spirit lurking at sea, waiting to escort dead sailors or pirates to his place or locker at the bottom of the waters. He went on to have a successful music career with the Monkees many years later.
  • To be in Davy's Grip: To be close to death, or frightened.
  • To have the Davies or the Joneseys: To be frightened
  • To see you to Davy Jones: To threaten to kill some one

 

 

 

STEP 2

LOOK LIKE A PIRATE!

 

Special thanks to : WWW.Fabriclink.com for the great Ideas for Pirate Attire!

 

Adult Man
Avast, landlubber.  To join me crew, ye need ta step lively! 

  • A peasant shirt (check a thrift shop); a collared white shirt with long sleeves; or use a white sweatshirt, make a 4 inch cut extending down from the neckline in the center front, then fold and pin the flaps back to form a collar.
  • Black vest or leather vest
  • Long dark colored pants, red or dark colored sweat pants, hiked up with elastic to create a knickers-look just below the knee
  • Black/dark colored wide belt with a gold buckle, worn over the vest.
  • High black boots, or using the shoelaces attach a square cardboard buckle covered in aluminum foil to the top front of black shoes.
  • Red bandana wrapped around head over forehead, and tied at the side
  • Eye Patch
  • Black Pirate hat
  • Black goatee and mustache
  • A hook can be made using a large styrofoam, or paper cup (an oat meal can also works), with a slit cut in the bottom; cut a hook out of a piece of cardboard, cover it with aluminum foil, and pulled through the slit.
  • Other nice touches:  red/white horizontally striped socks; one loop earring
  • Other accessories:  toy/cardboard sword; telescope (made from a paper towel roll and covered in black); pirate-style toy pistol; rolled treasure map on parchment paper with a big X at the treasure site.

Adult Woman
There's always room for a handsome wench and a pretty face, arrrrrr! 

  • Peasant style shirt or blouse with long full sleeves.  (Check a thrift store.)  Or, use a white sweatshirt, make a 4-inch cut extending down from the neckline in the center front, then fold and pin the flaps back to form a collar.
  • Long black or dark skirt, gathered up on one side to reveal one leg, or a dark colored mini skirt.
  • Wide black belt with gold buckle
  • Red bandana, folded and wrapped around head over the forehead, and tied at the side.
  • High black boots
  • Red striped fabric or triangle scarf tied around waste and over the hips.
  • Black ribbon choker worn as a necklace, or a necklace of several gold chains.
  • Hoop earrings
  • Other touches: Eye patch; a toy or cardboard sword.

Teen Boy
OK me Buckoo, run up the Jolly Roger! 

  • Vertical striped pajama bottoms, dark colored or red sweat pants, or black pants with legs rolled inside and held with elastic to look like knickers
  • White collared shirt, worn unbuttoned at the top, or a white sweatshirt with 4" cut at neckline in the center front.
  • Dark colored or leather vest
  • Wide black belt with gold square buckle worn over vest
  • High dark colored boots
  • Red bandana or rolled fabric wrapped around head over forehead, and tied at the side.
  • A hook can be made using a large styrofoam, or paper cup (an oat meal can also works), with a slit cut in the bottom; cut a hook out of a piece of cardboard, cover it with aluminum foil, and pulled through the slit.
  • Finish the look with a pirate hat, eye patch, mustache and goatee, sword, and one earring (optional)

Teen Girl
Come aboard lass, and fetch me spyglass!

  • Mid-calf length black skirt with the bottom cut jagged, or dark short skirt
  • Peasant blouse with full sleeves (Check a thrift store.)
  • Black vest with a laced front, if possible
  • Black tights
  • Black boots
  • Red or red striped triangle scarf or fabric wrapped around hips and tied at the side.
  • Black ribbon choker worn around neck as a necklace.
  • Hoop earrings
  • Eye patch and toy/cardboard sword

 

Boy child pirate

Child Boy
So, ye want to be a Pirate do ya!  

  • Vertically striped pajama bottoms or black pants hiked up with elastic to look like knickers
  • White collared shirt, worn unbuttoned at the top, or white sweatshirt with a 3 inch cut at center front neckline.
  • Dark colored or leather vest
  • Wide black belt with gold square buckle worn over vest
  • High dark colored boots, or attach a square cardboard buckle covered in aluminum foil to the top front of black shoes.
  • Red bandana or rolled fabric wrapped around head over forehead, and tied at the side.
  • Red/white horizontally striped socks, worn if black/dark pants are used
  • Finish the look with an eye patch, a pirate hat with skull and crossbones, mustache and goatee, and a plastic sword (optional)
  • A hook can be made using a large styrofoam, or paper cup, with a slit cut in the bottom; cut a hook out of a piece of cardboard, cover it with aluminum foil, and pulled through the slit.

 

Child Girl
A young lassie melts me black harrt!  

  • Black skirt
  • Peasant blouse with full sleeves (May be able to find at a thrift store.)
  • Black/dark colored vest
  • Black tights
  • High black/dark boots
  • Wide black belt with gold buckle worn over vest
  • Red or red striped triangle scarf or fabric wrapped around hips, over the skirt, and tied at the side
  • Hoop earrings

 

 

Pirate Girl

Toddler
Blimey! Look what's climbing me gangplank!  

  • Vertically striped or pajama bottoms
  • White, collared shirt
  • Black/dark vest
  • Wide, black/dark belt with gold buckle worn over vest or shirt
  • Black/dark boots/shoes
  • Red bandana/fabric wrapped around head over forehead, and tied on the side
  • Painted goatee and mustache (optional)

 

baby pirate

Baby
Arrrrr! Yar place is on the poop deck!  

  • Red bandana wrapped around head over forehead, and tied on the side
  • Painted goatee and mustache
  • Red (or red striped) sleeper pajamas
 

 

 

STEP 3

ACT LIKE A PIRATE!

Historical articles of piracy

courtesy of wikipedia.com

In the second half of the 17th century, buccaneers began operating under a set of rules variously called the Chasse-Partie, Charter Party, Custom of the Coast, or Jamaica Discipline. These eventually became known as Articles of Agreement, or the pirate's code. Pirate articles varied from one captain to another, and sometimes even from one voyage to another, but they were generally alike in including provisions for discipline, specifications for each crewmate's share of treasure, and compensation for the injured.

Each crew member was asked to sign or make his mark on the articles, then swear an oath of allegiance or honor. The oath was sometimes taken on a Bible, but legend suggests that other pirates swore on crossed pistols, swords, or axes, or on a human skull, or astride a cannon. This act formally inducted the signer into the pirate crew, generally entitling him to vote for officers and on other "affairs of moment," to bear arms, and to his share of the plunder. The articles having been signed, they were then posted in a prominent place, often the door of the grand cabin.

When pirates plundered a ship, captives sometimes volunteered to join the pirate crew, and if the pirates were in need of men they might be accepted and allowed to sign the articles. If the pirates were very short-handed, they might force crewmen into piracy against their will. Valuable sea artists, such as carpenters and navigators, were especially prone to being forced to join in this way. However, contrary to some popular beliefs, pirates did not routinely compel large numbers of prisoners to join, as doing so would quickly overburden their supplies and reduce the value of each man's share of plunder; even willing recruits might be turned away if not needed.

"Forced men" who had been dragooned into piracy were told to sign the articles, and might be tortured or threatened with death to make them comply. Refusal often meant continued bullying, torture, and deprivation, but men who had not signed the articles had a much better chance of acquittal at trial if captured by the law.

Pirate articles are closely related to, and in some cases derived from, privateering articles, which similarly provided for discipline and regulated distribution of booty (though usually far less equally than with pirate articles). By the 19th century, ordinary merchant ships also had articles specifying wages and rules, which crewmen had to sign upon shipping aboard. Few, if any, sources make clear when merchant articles first appeared and what relationship existed between them and pirate articles.

Three complete or nearly complete sets of piratical articles have survived, chiefly from Charles Johnson's A General History of the Pyrates, first published in 1724. A partial code from Henry Morgan is preserved in Alexandre Exquemelin's 1678 book The Buccaneers of America. Many other pirates are known to have had articles. Few pirate articles have survived, because pirates on the verge of capture or surrender usually burned their articles or threw them overboard, to prevent the papers being used against them at trial.

 

Bartholomew Roberts' articles

One of the best known sets of pirate articles was set down by the famous Welsh pirate Bartholomew Roberts in 1720. [1]

I. Every man has a vote in affairs of moment; has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at pleasure, unless a scarcity (not an uncommon thing among them) makes it necessary, for the good of all, to vote a retrenchment.

II. Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, (over and above their proper share) they were on these occasions allowed a shift of clothes: but if they defrauded the company to the value of a dollar in plate, jewels, or money, marooning was their punishment. If the robbery was only betwixt one another, they contented themselves with slitting the ears and nose of him that was guilty, and set him on shore, not in an uninhabited place, but somewhere, where he was sure to encounter hardships.

III. No person to game at cards or dice for money.

IV. The lights and candles to be put out at eight o'clock at night: if any of the crew, after that hour still remained inclined for drinking, they were to do it on the open deck

V. To keep their piece, pistols, and cutlass clean and fit for service.

VI. No boy or woman to be allowed amongst them. If any man were to be found seducing any of the latter sex, and carried her to sea, disguised, he was to suffer death;(so that when any fell into their hands, as it chanced in the Onslow, they put a sentinel immediately over her to prevent ill consequences from so dangerous an instrument of division and quarrel; but then here lies the roguery; they contend who shall be sentinel, which happens generally to one of the greatest bullies, who, to secure the lady's virtue, will let none lie with her but himself.)

VII. To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, was punished with death or marooning.

VIII. No striking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on shore, at sword and pistol. (The quarter-master of the ship, when the parties will not come to any reconciliation, accompanies them on shore with what assistance he thinks proper, and turns the disputant back to back, at so many paces distance; at the word of command, they turn and fire immediately, (or else the piece is knocked out of their hands). If both miss, they come to their cutlasses, and then he is declared the victor who draws the first blood.)

IX. No man to talk of breaking up their way of living, till each had shared one thousand pounds. If in order to this, any man should lose a limb, or become a cripple in their service, he was to have eight hundred dollars, out of the public stock, and for lesser hurts, proportionately.

X. The captain and quartermaster to receive two shares of a prize: the master, boatswain, and gunner, one share and a half, and other officers one and quarter.

XI. The musicians to have rest on the Sabbath Day, but the other six days and nights, none without special favour.

Captain John Phillips's articles

Captain John Phillips, captain of the Revenge, also set a code for his men in 1724;

I. Every Man Shall obey civil Command; the Captain shall have one full Share and a half of all Prizes; the Master, Carpenter, Boatswain and Gunner shall have one Share and quarter.

II. If any Man shall offer to run away, or keep any Secret from the Company, he shall be maroon’d with one Bottle of Powder, one Bottle of Water, one small Arm, and Shot.

III. If any Man shall steal any Thing in the Company, or game, to the Value of a Piece of Eight, he shall be marooned or shot.

IV. If any time we shall meet another Marooner that Man shall sign his Articles without the Consent of our Company, shall suffer such Punishment as the Captain and Company shall think fit.

V. That Man that shall strike another whilst these Articles are in force, shall receive Moses’s Law (that is, 40 Stripes lacking one) on the bare Back.

VI. That Man that shall snap his Arms, or smoke Tobacco in the Hold, without a Cap to his Pipe, or carry a Candle lighted without a Lanthorn, shall suffer the same Punishment as in the former Article.

VII. That Man shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.

VIII. If any Man shall lose a Joint in time of an Engagement, shall have 400 Pieces of Eight ; if a Limb, 800.

IX. If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.

Articles of Edward Low & George Lowther

The articles listed below are attributed by the Boston News-Letter to Captain Edward Low. The first eight of these articles are essentially identical to those attributed to pirate captain George Lowther by Charles Johnson. Since Lowther and Low are known to have sailed together from about New Year's to May 28, 1722, it is probable that both reports are correct and that Low and Lowther shared the same articles, with Low's two extra articles being an ordinance, or amendment, adopted after the two crews separated.

I. The Captain is to have two full Shares; the [quarter] Master is to have one Share and one Half; The Doctor, Mate, Gunner and Boatswain, one Share and one Quarter.

II. He that shall be found guilty of taking up any Unlawful Weapon on Board the Privateer or any other prize by us taken, so as to Strike or Abuse one another in any regard, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall see fit.

III. He that shall be found Guilty of Cowardice in the time of engagements, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

IV. If any Gold, Jewels, Silver, &c. be found on Board of any Prize or Prizes to the value of a Piece of Eight, & the finder do not deliver it to the Quarter Master in the space of 24 hours he shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

V. He that is found Guilty of Gaming, or Defrauding one another to the value of a Royal of Plate, shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and the Majority of the Company shall think fit.

VI. He that shall have the Misfortune to loose a Limb in time of Engagement, shall have the Sum of Six hundred pieces of Eight, and remain aboard as long as he shall think fit.

VII. Good Quarters to be given when Craved.

VIII. He that sees a Sail first, shall have the best Pistol or Small Arm aboard of her.

IX. He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit.

X. No snapping of Guns in the Hold.